Once Upon a Midnight Eerie by Gordon McAlpine

This is the second adventure of Edgar and Allan Poe, identical twins who are psychically linked. In this one they are in New Orleans staring in a movie about their great-great-great-uncle, Edgar Allen Poe.  While on a tour of a historic grave yard they meet some ghosts and who were killed by the famous pirate Captain Lafitte in the 1800's.  The Poe twins, along with their new friends, Em and Milly Dickinson, vow to avenge the ghosts by proving that Lafitte committed the murders.  Meanwhile, the mother and sister of the evil Professor Perry, the villain from the first book, are after them.  Those who liked the first book in the series will enjoy this second one.  It is full of the same kind of witty humor, hi-jinx and literary puns.  The Dickinson twins are a nice addition and I hope to see them in future episodes.  (170 p.)

False Colours by Georgette Heyer

This is another cute Georgette Heyer period romance.  Chrisopher and Evelyn (a male, despite the female sound of the name) are identical twins.  Evelyn is the first born and is destined to inherit the family fortune and the title, Lord Fancot.  Christopher (Kit) has gone into the diplomatic service and is on the way to making a successful career for himself. When their widowed mother gets into considerable debt problems, Evelyn agrees to a marriage of convenience that will allow him to clear her debts.  On the day that Evelyn is scheduled to meet his intended's most influential relatives, Evelyn is nowhere to be found.  Lady Fancot convinces Kit, who just that day returned after 3 years abroad, to go in Evelyn's place, pretending to be Evelyn, so that the relatives will not be offended and the planned marriage will not be canceled. It is easy to see where this is going, right?  The woman whom Evelyn was engaged to marry, Cressida, doesn't recognize the switch at first, but finds she likes "Evelyn" better on the second and subsequent meetings, than she did when they first met. Evelyn still is no where to be found, and Kit is forced to continue his charade while slowly falling for his brother's fiancee. The plot is predictable, but the book is full of quirky and endearing characters and interesting relationships.  This book is not quite as squeaky clean as The Reluctant Widow.  Almost all the main characters at some time in the book mention extra-marital relationships they have had, and there is the double standard that men can engage in these kind of things without much scandal, but if a woman does, she is ruined for life. As long as you are willing to forgive this cultural flaw, the book is a fun read, and I must admit I have checked out another by the same author.  (341 p)

(I have been reading these because I jog on a little trampoline as part of my daily exercise.  I used to watch video while I am jogging, but have discovered, if I make the text on my Kindle rather large, I can read instead. This is a good thing because I don't really want to watch PG-13 videos, and I have seen all my PG videos many many times.  I decided my jogging reading can be just for fun, and doesn't have to be children's literature for my job).

Joshua Dread by Lee Bacon

It would be a challenge to be the kid of a pair of superheroes, but what if your parents were super villains instead? Joshua's parents, the Dread Duo, are always working away in their secret lab trying to find ways to destroy the world. Josh loves his parents, but is not necessarily pleased with their career choices. Being a son of super villains means Josh has to keep his identity a secret. That becomes more of a problem when his own super power starts to emerge.  The situation is further complicated when a new girl, Sophie, moves into the school who seems to have a super power, too.  Could he have finally found a friend with whom he can share his secret, or is her arrival in town related to a rash of super villain disappearances?  This is a cute new twist on the very popular Super Hero theme.  Josh, Sophie, and their ungyfted friend, Milton, are all likeable characters, and Bacon has a lot of fun with superhero stereotypes.  If you like this one, #2 and #3 are already published. I am eager to give them a try.(258 p.)

What We Found in the Sofa and How it Saved the World by Henry Clark

One day River, Freak and Fiona find an old green sofa outside near their bus stop.  They decide to search underneath the cushions, and find a rare, zucchini colored crayon.  It is a collector's item, worth thousands on Ebay, but their consciences lead them to return it to the owner of the house where they found the couch.  When they do, they are caught up in an intergalactic plot to take over the world. The crayon, and the pluck of the three pre-teens are the keys to preventing an alien invasion.

I read this book because one of my librarian friends raved about it when it first came out in 2013.  It is a silly book, but very cleverly written.  There are a lot of lines that have hidden zingers that just made me smile. Clark has a good sense of comic timing.  It would seem like a character was about to get caught, or fall to their death or something, then at the last minute something funny would happen to save them.  If you are looking for a book to read aloud this summer, this is one that could appeal to a variety of ages. (355 p)

Crossover by Kwame Alexander

Josh and Jordan Bell are middle-school-aged twins who are both basketball proteges.  The boys make an unstoppable team on court and are leading their school in a undefeated season.  The twins have always been close, until a new girl moves into town.  Jordan's growing relationship with the new girl forces a wedge between the brothers. At the same time both boys worry about their father who used to be a pro ball player, but now suffers from health problems.  When Josh's hurt feelings lead him to make a bad choice, more than the basketball championship is at risk.

This book won both the Newbery and the Coretta Scott King honor award this year.  I always try to guess the winner each year, but this one came out of the blue.  I thought for sure Rain Reign would win because it was the first book to deal well with autism.  I am so glad this one won instead.  This book is a gift to teachers, librarians and reluctant readers.  The book is written in free verse, but much of it is basically written in rap and it is really well done. Imagine what we used to call a "jock" (do they use that term anymore?  Am I dating myself?) who is assigned to read a Newbery winner.  The poor kid has never read a full length novel in his life, but pours over copied of Sports Illustrated.  The kid rolls his eyes and sighs, but the librarian says, "I have the book for you."  So the kid gets the book, looks at the cover, and shrugs.  His mood changes from "oh no" to "ok" and he starts to read.  Soon he is talking about the book to other kids on the team and showing them parts.  It is brilliant!  Alexander not only wrote a book that will reach a whole new demographic, he helped me look at the "rap" culture differently.  Ok, there is a lot of trashy rap out there, but reading this book helped me see for the first time why the kind of rap that is boastful could appeal to a ghetto culture.  So much is against a kid growing up on the streets, but boasting rap gives them a chance to do positive self talk that is cool.  The rhythm and the clever word choice makes it cool.

 I guess I have been gushing.  It was a well written book, (and a good audio recording if you want to listen to it) and I am glad it won the Newbery. (237 p)

Monstrous by MarcyKate Connolly

Ok, here is the other book I was having a hard time getting through.

Kymera is like Frankenstein's Monster, patched together from parts of different animals while having a human head and mind. She awakens with only part of her human memories.  She knows how to talk and basic vocabulary, but she remembers nothing about her life before she was remade.  Her "father"  tells her she used to be his daughter who was killed by an evil wizard. He has  resurrected her in her part human, part animal form so that she will have the unusual powers she will need to rescue the other girls of their town who have been sickened and who are being taken by the Wizard, one by one, for his evil purposes. She embraces her role as savior of the girls with enthusiasm and nightly sneaks into the "wizard's dungeon" and "saves" a girl by bringing her back to her "father". You can see the problem here, right? And so can the reader, hundreds of pages before Kym figures it out.  Even after Kym finds bones buried under her rose garden, body parts in freezers in her dad's laboratory, and even a whole dead girl, she is still in denial that she has, all along, been helping the very wizard she thought she was fighting.

Because of Kym's extreme naivete and the slow pace of the plot I almost stopped 1/3 of the way through, but I decided, as the fiction purchaser for the library, I better finish it to decide whether it needs to be moved into the YA section.  It is very dark and very violent.  It is not only the wizard who is killing and cutting up people.  At times, when Kym's animal instincts take over, she rips apart battalions of soldiers with her bare claws and emerges from the battle covered with blood and panting.  There is a high, bloody, body count, some of them little girls cut up in pieces.  It is horrendous.  And yet it has this cute little girl monster on the cover, clearly targeted at 10-12 year-olds.   I still haven't decided whether to move it or not.  I think I will try to (with my boss's approval).  Nothing about the book warns an unsuspecting reader of what lies inside. (424p)

The Reluctant Widow by Georgette Heyer

Elinor was raised to affluence, but when her father gambles away the family fortune, and then commits suicide, Elinor's comfortable life comes tumbling down.   She is forced to consider becoming a governess to support herself.  As she arrives in an unfamiliar town to take up her first position, she accidentally goes away in the wrong carriage and ends up at the wrong estate.  There she meets Lord Carlyon who believes she is a woman he hired to marry his wastrel nephew Eustace Cheviot. When the mistake is discovered, Carlyon convinces Elinor, against her better judgement, to marry his nephew, who has been mortally wounded.  The marriage ceremony takes place, Eustace dies, and Elinor finds herself a widow to a man she never knew.  She soon discovers that as Mrs. Cheviot she has inherited a dilapidated estate, a very attentive extended family,  and a role in an international espionage mystery. 

Of course, this is not a children's novel.  It is a period romance, and was a perfect delight to read.  It is how I managed to get through the other two novels I was trying to read, but didn't like.  I would read the distasteful novels until I couldn't stand it, and then treat myself to a couple of chapters of Georgette Heyer. It never failed to put a smile on my face.  (316 p)